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Trailer - 'XXX: Return of Xander Cage'

Trailer - 'XXX: Return of Xander Cage'

Do you mean to tell me that I get a new Underworld, new Resident Evil AND a new XXX in one month? What year is this? And take my money now!!! I don't think I've been this excited for a string of hopefully dumb-fun movies in a long time. 

I'm pretty sure this film only exists to inhale the fumes and stray dollar bills of the Fast and Furious franchise, but boy, at least it looks like they're throwing everything, and I mean EVERYTHING at the wall to try and distract you from that notion. 

Check out the second trailer below:

You had me at drive-by hi-five. Does this look completely dumb? Yes. Does it also look amazing? Yup. This film knows what it is; brainless, roided-out fun and it might deliver exactly what the doctor ordered. If you try to take any of this seriously; you will leave this trailer with some of the biggest cringes you have likely ever had, but if you're in on the joke (which you should be), this could be something akin to this generation's Face/Off or Con-Air. Seriously, try not to crack a smile watching this. It's just SO stupidly cool. Anyway, I'm a sucker for films like this so I'll be checking it out.

Also, check out this cool new poster!

XXX: Return of Xander Cage hits theaters January 20th, 2017.

Source: Paramount

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